Just for laughs... I came across this email which my fren sent to me. Sometimes during the evenings, it is relaxing to read some enlightening emails to relax our minds after a hard's day work... That is why most nights, I prefer to stay at home and "unwind" instead of going out. Signs of getting old?? :)
Ah Pek and Ah Ma in Their Golden Years
Ah Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on her cheek and settled back to sleep.
She said, "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to go back to sleep.
A few moments later she said, "Then, you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on her cheek and settled back to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said, "Then, you used to bite my neck."
Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walked away.....
"Where are you going?" she asked.
Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walked away.....
"Where are you going?" she asked.
"To get my teeth lah!"
shud be " lu gek ma tik lah"
ReplyDeletehuh? apa cakap?
ReplyDelete"lu" = To, "gek"=get, "ma"=my, "tik"=teeth and "lah"=lah. That is how a bogay person will sound...hahahaha
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